dogbert: you should hire a ghostwriter to write your autobiography.
dilbert: that's dumb. a ghost's fingers would go right through the keyboard.
dogbert: then how do their clothes stay on?
dilbert: fair point.
Boss: Tina, a business publication asked me to write an article about success. I need you to ghostwrite it. Make me look wise, yet humble at the same time. Tina: "Hire employees that are smarter than you. In my case, that includes all adults, most children, and an alarming number of dolphins.