Dilbert: "...The French stopped bombing Elbonia when they realized there was nothing worth destroying."
"Ironically, the GNP of Elbonia tripled by selling the bomb fragments for scrap. When I left they were trying to goad France into another war."
Elbonian: "You call this swill champagne?? If we drank this we'd have to eat snails to get the taste out of our mouths too!!"