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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #kiss daughter goodnight, #working too hard

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A man is standing in front of the boss. The man says, "You're working me too hard! I want to get home in time to kiss my daughter goodnight!" The man continues, "And I'm not the only one who feels this way." The boss says, "I've seen your daughter and I'm fairly certain you're the only one."

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Tags #date ends, #bonita, #engineer, #supermodel, #eye sockets, #kiss, #goodnight, #engineering

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Dilbert holds the supermodel's hands as they stand by her front door. Dilbert says, "I realize we come from differernt world, Bonita." Dilbert says, "You're a famous supermodel and I'm just a sexy engineer..." Dilbert says, "But when I gaze into your ...um.. eye sockets..." Bonita says, "Good night."

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Tags #pet peeve, #cellphones, #restaurants, #public, #talk louder, #just rude, #decides whats rude, #commitee, #common sense, #drive through, #using microphone

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Dilbert, Dogbert, and a woman are walking outside. The woman says, "My pet peeve is when people use their cell phones in restaurants." Dilbert asks, "Why? Do they talk louder than the other people in the restaurant?" The woman responds, "No. It's just rude." Dilbert asks, "Who decides what is rude? Is there a committee?" The woman responds, "It's common sense. You're not supposed to talk into electronic gadgets at a restaurant." Dilbert asks, "What about a drive-through place? Is it okay to order your food using the microphone?" The woman is visibly frustrated. Dogbert answers his cell phone, "Yello." Dogbert says into his cell phone, "Hi, Ratbert... Yeh, he made the mistake of talking... The goodnight kiss is a definite no-go." Dogbert continues into the phone, "No, it's not awkward, but thanks for asking."