Search Results for "grabbed"

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.
1 - 6 of 6

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 28, 1996's comic on:

Tags #naked and exhausted, #fishing boat, #grabbed line, #held on, #secondd time, #threw back in

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair wearing a bathrobe and Dogbert sits on the armrest. Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . There I was, naked and exhausted, miles from shore. Dolphins taunted me for hours." Dilbert continues, "Suddenly a deep sea sport fishing boat happened by. I grabbed the line and held on for my life." Dogbert replies, "Wow! That's lucky." Dilbert says, "That's what I thought . . . Until the second time they threw me back in." Dogbert replies, "I meant lucky for them."

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 18, 2003's comic on:

Tags #grabbed by hand, #my sales meeting, #dressed like god, #huge hand, #guy, #thought it would be funny, #hee hee

View Transcript

Transcript

The plane is shown being grabbed by a giant hand. A flight crew member announces, "Folks, please stay in your seats. We've been grabbed by a huge hand." The woman next to Dilbert looks terrified. Dilbert says, "I hope this has nothing to do with how I dressed for my sales meeting at the Vatican." Ratbert is watching television at home. A voice from the television says, "But it turned out to be a guy with a huge hand who said he 'thought it would be funny.'" Ratbert laughs, "Hee hee! Huge hand."

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 14, 2004's comic on:

Tags #approval, #new safety manual, #wear protective gloves, #safety goggles, #blood, #grabbed

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: I need your approval on the new safety manual. The Boss: "Gaaa!!! Sharp edges!! Gaaa!!! It grabbed my hand!!!" Wally: "Chapter One: Wear protective gloves and safety goggles at all times." The Boss: "Aaaiieee!!!"

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 25, 1994's comic on:

Tags #assist me, #cartoonists disclaimer, #cucumber mutants, #disclaimer, #not funny, #quite a pickle, #world domination

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert: I created you cucumber mutants to assist me in my bid for world domination! Bulletin I interrupt this strip because the whole giant cucumber theme isn't as fun as I thought it would be. lets go directly to the big finish. scott DOGBERT: Then Waldo grabbed the "salad shooter" there were peels everywhere! Dilbert: sounds like quite a pickle.

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 05, 1995's comic on:

Tags #ratbert the temo worker, #demand respect, #eye contact, #peripheral vision

View Transcript

Transcript

Ratbert shouts from inside his box, "I'm only a temp, but I demand respect!!" Ratbert continues, "Okay, maybe that's too much to ask. But I demand that somebody make eye contact with me!!" The Boss comes by. He looks at Ratbert and says, "How's this?" Ratbert, who has grabbed hold of the Boss's tie, shouts, "That's peripheral vision!!!"

View more books now

Thank you for voting.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 15, 2000's comic on:

Tags #alice, #eating, #lettuce, #grabbed food, #inhaled food, #old lady, #break room

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice is sitting down at lunch, she has a sandwich in her hands. A co-worker says to Alice: "Hey Alice, what are you eating? Let me have a sniff." Co-worker thrusts herself like an eagle upon Alice's sandwich to sniff it: "Sniff!". Alice is scared. Alice looks at her sandwich with surprise and says: "My letucce is gone!" Co-worker walks away chewing.