The Boss hands Dilbert a piece of paper. The Boss says, "This is urgent. I need it by tomorrow." Dilbert says, "You've known about this for weeks. Now I'll have to work all night!" Dilbert says, "Could you at least say something that sounds grateful?" The boss says, "I'm glad I'm me!"
dilbert: this week i reorganized the tech lab from top to bottom.
dogbert: were your co-workers grateful?
dilbert: yes, assuming they show it by rummaging through the wrong drawers and cursing.
Wally: "Asok, would you like to join a doomed project for sending internet traffic over the sewer system?"
Asok: "Absolutely! I might be young and inexperienced, but I know a good thing when I see it!"
Wally: "I need you to work under the sewage and breathe through a straw."
Asok: "I get a straw?!!"
Dilbert: I have too much work, and it's stressing me out. Boss: I've been reading about this sort of situation. Try writing don all the things that make you feel grateful. Dilbert: That would be more work! Boss: For your anger issues, try keeping a journal of all the times you lose your temper. Dilbert: That would be more work! Has anyone ever taken your advice? Boss: Do you know the guy in Marketing with the eye patch? Dilbert: He followed your advice? Boss: Half of it.
