"It looks like an ordinary piece of paper, but I added this finger holder."
"Now when I wander the hallways looking busy I can totally rest my hand."
"Working hard?"
"Not any more!"
Dilbert walks down the hall thinking, "It's so awkward to walk past strangers in hallways; you always gotta avoid eye contact." Dilbert thinks, "I know - I'll wait until we're near and then pick up that little piece of fuzz on the carpet there." Dilbert arrives at home with a bandage on his head. Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . Then we both went for the carpet fuzz." Dogbert replies, "Smooth."
