The Boss holds up a piece of paper and says, "From now on, the organization chart will not be distributed." The Boss crumples up a piece of paper and says, "And the internal phone lists will be shredded." The Boss continues, "This will prevent headhunters from easily picking us clean." Wally asks, "Why would headhunters call US?" The Boss explains, "They want to steal you away and double your pay at another company." Wally says, "What makes you think we won't leave on our own anyway?" The Boss replies, "Because working here drains all your initiative." Wally turns to Dilbert and Alice and says, "Let's prove him wrong." Dilbert says, "Yeah! I'm NOT shredding my phone list!"
"We've never needed a corporate headhunter before, but now it's the only way to solve our staffing problem."
"Are you aware that headhunters find new employees? We don't behead the ones you already have."
"I don't suppose you'd be flexible..."
"I could find a disgruntled ex-post office employee for you."