"Your resume says you're some kind of intermediary species." "That's right." "I'm halfway between hominid and oyster. Someday I hope my light-sensitive blob will become an eye!" "I don't think we can use you." "Oh, man, you're giving me a serious pearl."
The Boss: We'll be using the Dogbert personality predictor index to judge your career potential.
Then we'll leave you in the dead end job that most closely matches your lack of potential. Here's a sample question...
How would other people describe you? A)Angry loner B) embezzler C) lazy
Dilbert: That's not enough choices!
Dogbert: Says the angry loner.
The Boss: You have thirty minutes to give yourself a label that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Wally: Would you say I'm more of an unidentified hominid or an inappropriate toucher?"