Dogbert sits at the table and Ratbert stands on the table holding a paintbrush and palette. Ratbert looks at his easel and says, "I'm channeling all of my pain and hostility into my art." Dogbert says, "All I see is a bowl of fruit." Ratbert makes angry brushstrokes and replies, "The banana HATES the apple."
The non-credible guy
"And that's how I invented 'reality tv.'"
"Why don't you keep telling me preposterous stories while I stare at you with a mixture of hostility and curiosity?"
"And then Einstein asked me to entertain his relatives while he thought of a name for his new theory."