The boss: How hard would it be to program our website to collect browser history from our visitors?
Dilbert: well, first Id need to invent some sort of device that reverses my sense of right and wrong.
The Boss: so...we we talking about a week ...or a month?
Dilbert says, "I need you to be open-minded about this idea." The Boss says, "Oh, really?" The Boss says, "That's the sort of thing people say before they describe the worst idea in the history of the world." Dilbert says, "My idea is to not give me a raise." The Boss says, "I'm hating you a little extra."