The Boss: I want the entire staff to meet at 10 A.M. every day for a five-minute huddle.
The Boss: We'll use this high-energy stand-up meeting to solve problems and share successes.
The Boss: Who has a problem that can be solved in a minute?"Wally: I'm tired. Can I sit on you?"
Boss: What time is the team huddle? Dilbert: I can't tell you. As the team scrum, it is my job to keep you from interfering. Boss: Then I guess we're both doing what we're supposed to do. Dilbert: Sadly, yes.
ted: let's plan a huddle to ideate around that opportunity.
dilbert visually distressed and yelling: gaaa!!! i have jargon poisoning!
ted: i'll send you a calendar invite.
dilbert has fell over and feet are in air.
