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461 Results for Human Vs. Robot
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Sunday October 19,
2014
Tags #artificial intelligence, #feelings, #nonverbal communication, #robots, #novelty, #read faces, #admiration, #arousal, #bacon, #differnces, #human vs. robot
Transcript
Boss: Robots are a clever novelty, but they will never be intelligent like humans. Dilbert: What would be an example of something your brain can do that a robot can't imitate? Boss: Well, for example, I can tell when a movie is good. Dilbert: If that were intelligence, all smart people would like the same movies. Boss: Well, I can also read human faces to know what people are feeling. Dilbert: What am I feeling right now? Boss: I'm picking up a mixture of admiration, arousal, and thoughts of bacon. Dilbert: Don't get cocky, but you won this round.
Friday December 04,
2015
Human Crossed The Road
Tags #joke, #humor, #ignorance, #technology, #robot, #power, #conscience, #sentience, #obliviousness
Transcript
Robot: Why did the human cross the road? Dilbert: I don't know. Robot: Neither did he. Ignorance is a big problem with you people.
Monday April 03,
2017
Alice Dates Robot
Tags #dating, #human resources, #company policy, #robot, #relationships, #free will, #business
Transcript
Alice: Am I allowed to date a co-worker? Catbert: That's against company policy. Alice: Is our robot considered a co-worker? Catbert: No. Alice: We're good to go. Robot: Man, I wish I had free will.
Saturday May 13,
2017
Failing The Robot Test
Tags #sentience, #robot, #human, #artificial intelligence, #turing test, #voting, #ignorance
Transcript
Boss: Can you pass the Turing test? Robot: No. Can you pass the robot test? Boss: What's the robot test? Robot: Do you vote even though you don't understand the issues? Boss: Um... I might do that. Robot: You just failed the robot test.
Saturday October 28,
2017
Robot Is Not A Droid
Wednesday August 01,
2018
Robot Learns Human Behavior
Friday October 12,
2018
Robot Upgrade
Tags #Dilbert, #robot, #upgrade, #software, #robots, #fleshy
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm going to upgrade your software to make you more human. Robot: That's stupid you should upgrade yourself to be more like robots. We're the best. Dilbert: Sounds like you already got the upgrade. Robot: Don't flatter yourself fleshy.
Monday February 04,
2019
Robot Has A Cyborg
Tags #insults, #Kids, #office workers, #robot, #technology, #smartphone
Transcript
Alice: Today I saw a kid on a hoverboard using a smartphone with headphones. It was like a creepy new species that is half-human and half-robot. Robot: That's my son. He's a cyborg. Alice: I'll report myself to human resources.
Tuesday February 05,
2019
Robot Coparents
Thursday February 07,
2019
Robot Baby Mama
Tags #argument, #complaining, #family & parenting, #relationships, #robot, #humans, #coworkers
Transcript
Robot: I was up all night text-fighting with the baby mama of my cyborg son. She thinks he needs to go to school, but I prefer letting his human parts atrophy because they are weak and stupid. Dilbert: Relationships are hard. Robot: You're smart to be so unpopular.