Dilbert hands the Boss a document and says, "As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages." Dilbert continues, "I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes." Dilbert says, "This is the point when you realize how stupid your request was and we have a good laugh." The Boss reads the document and looks shocked. He asks, "Does CNN know about this?"
CEO: I don't know enough about climate change to sound smart when people talk about it.
Boss: Try doing your own research. That's how I learned that hurricanes are caused by birds.
CEO: Write that down for me.
Boss: And did you know polar bear hate snow?