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2 Results for Illegally
View 1 - 2 results for illegally comic strips. Discover the best "Illegally" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday December 16,
1992
Tags #Dilbert, #training, #company, #overpriced, #inferior, #products, #quotas, #illegally
Transcript
Dilbert sits at a table with training materials in front of him. The speaker says, "Welcome to sales training." The man continues, "As you know, our company makes over-priced, inferior products. We try to compensate by setting high sales quotas." The instructor continues, "We don't ASK you to act illegally, but it's pretty much the only way to reach quota. Okay, that's it for training. Any questions?"
Saturday October 28,
1995
Tags #using binders, #illeagl, #size of cubicle, #staus, #raise
Transcript
Dilbert hums as he stacks binders outside the door of his cubicle. Wally says, "It looks like somebody is using binders to illegally increase the size of his cubicle." Wally says angrily, "You think your status will increase with your cubicle size, don't you! Well, it won't work!" The Boss walks over, hands Dilbert a check and says, "Here's a raise. I don't know why." A woman whispers to Wally, "Pssst. Is he seeing anybody?" Wally growls, "RRRR."