Ratbert: What is reality, mister garbage man?
Garbage man: are you sure you're ready for that, Ratbert?
Ratbert: My mind is a blank slate!
Garbageman: Okay...time and motion are just illusions created by your inability to perceive everything at once.
Everything that is possible as a path you simply choose the path you wish to perceive.
Th only things you can't change are the experiences you've already perceived.
Ratbert: My head hurts.
Garbageman: The contents of a garbage can are determined by what path I choose to perceive, not by what somebody else chose to discard.
Ratbert: Brain overload!
Hey theres a new VCR in here!
Garbageman: Cmon, Im expecting some great videos in the Obriens can.
Dogbert: "You need to change the company's name to create the illusion of progress."
"The name should be hi-tech sounding with a hint of onomatopoeia that signals your total lack of awareness."
"Maybe something like 'Duhflushtech, inc.'"
"I like it!"