"I'd like to boost morale by presenting this 'Attaboy' certificate to Willy."
"It's Wally, not Willy."
"I becomes an A with a dot over it."
"Anyway, this is for your good work on the Alpha project."
"Thanks, but I didn't work on the Alpha project."
"Get out of my sight, you lazy imposter!"
"With a little bit of luck, I can pull this out."
"I give you your Indian name: Wallyina"
boss: i have a bad case of imposter syndrome. i feel as if i'm only pretending to be a good manager, and someday everyone will find out it's an act.
dilbert: if it makes you feel any better, we figured that out a while ago.
The caption says, "Dilbert the Vigilante." Dilbert says to Dogbert, "When I get home from work, we'll track down the man who robbed our house and make him pay!!" At work, a man with a mohawk haircut, an eyepatch and clothes like Dilbert's sits at Dilbert's desk. Dilbert thinks, "No! It's the robber at my desk. He's stealing my job too!" Dilbert says to the Boss, "He's an impostor. Look at his hair!" The Boss replies, "We thought you'd been in a street fight with Vidal Sassoon."