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23 Results for Improvement
View 1 - 10 results for improvement comic strips. Discover the best "Improvement" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday September 28,
1994
Tags #Cartoon, #cartoon on back, #hurts morale, #joke, #management decions, #take it down, #improvement
Transcript
The Boss: This cartoon seems to be saying that management decisions are a joke. Cartoons are not allowed on cubicles. It hurst morale, I don't want to see this when I return. The Boss: Ive noticed a real improvement in morale since you removed the cartoon.
Saturday January 16,
1993
Tags #Dilbert, #the boss, #new, #style, #management, #exhausting, #mbwa, #walking, #around, #walked, #park, #improvement
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "My new style of management is exhausting me." The Boss continues, "I heard some people talking about 'MBWA' or 'Management by Walking Around.'" The Boss continues, "I walked all the way to the park and back. But I can't say that I see much improvement around here."
Saturday November 30,
1996
Tags #improvement, #document, #errors, #huge blinking red lights, #ambulance as warning
Transcript
Alice sits at her desk. Asok tells her, "I found many areas for improvement in your document, Alice." Asok continues, "I'm only an intern, but these error stand out like huge, red, blinking lights." Asok continues, "You could put this on top of an ambulance as a warning." Alice rolls up her sleeve as if she is about to punch Asok. She says, "I was thinking the same thing about you."
Saturday May 20,
2000
Tags #performance review, #weaknesses need improvement, #become invisible, #blurry, #multitasking, #too often
Transcript
The Boss asks Dilbert, "Do you have any weaknesses that need improvement?" Dilbert replies, "Sometimes I work so fast that I become invisible." Dilbert goes on to say, "If I seem blurry right now, it's because I'm multi-tasking." The Boss thinks to himself, "Once a year is way too often for this."
Thursday June 01,
2000
Tags #500 with tax, #complains about tax, #morale improvement award, #morale display
Transcript
The Boss says aloud, "The five hundred dollar morale improvement award goes to Ed." Shocked, Ed looks at the check and screams "Gaa!! It's only $240 after taxes!!!" Wally says to Dilbert, "So that's what good morale looks like." Dilbert replies, "Apparently we've had it the whole time."
Saturday September 07,
2002
Tags #customer satisfaction, #shows improvement, #focus group, #attacked researchers, #two pencils, #premeditated
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert and Alice, "Our survey of customer satisfaction shows improvement." The Boss continues, "The focus group spontaneously attacked our researchers using number two pencils as shivs." Dilbert asks, "That's an improvement?" The Boss responds, "Last year the attack was premeditated."
Monday March 21,
2005
Tags #improvement process, #smartsize, #one resource, #figure of speech
Transcript
The boss: "Ted, I don't know how to say this." "We need to lean up the process improvement process so I have to smartsize one resource." Ted: "Wow. Usually it's just a figure of speech when people say, "I don't know how to say this.""
Monday November 12,
2012
Tags #employees, #improvement plan, #90 day, #individual honor, #valuable service, #polite, #thanks, #business
Transcript
Ted: Guess who made it onto the generic ninety-day improvement plan. I don't think of it as an individual honor. I think of it as doing a valuable service for the team. Dilbert: Should we thank him? Wally: Are we polite now?
Saturday September 16,
1995
Tags #meets goal, #quarter, #save head, #big imporvement, #save money, #haircut, #double goal, #less experinced, #employees, #business
Transcript
The Boss stands in front of Alice, Wally and Dilbert and announces, "If the department meets its goal for the quarter you can shave my head!" Dilbert says, "That would be a big improvement." Wally says, "He's trying to save money on a haircut." Someone asks, "If we double our goal can we iron your shirt, too?" The Boss thinks, "I need some less experienced employees."
Saturday February 22,
1997
Tags #abandon logic, #manage cliches, #one bird, #always right handed, #actually inprovement
Transcript
The Boss tells Dilbert, "I've decided to abandon logic and manage by cliches." The Boss continues, "It won't be easy, but I'll take it one bird at a time." The Boss continues, "And remember, the customer is always right-handed." Dilbert says, "This is actually an improvement."