Dilbert stands in front of the Boss's desk wearing shredded clothing. Dilbert says, "The shredder tried to kill me." Dilbert continues, "First, the coffee machine broke, rendering me inattentive . . ." The Boss asks, "What are you suggesting?" Dilbert replies, "I don't think the shredder acted alone."
Dilbert: Whats the address for our meeting?
The Boss: You don't need it. I'll tell you where to turn,
Dilbert: With all due respect you are not a reliable navigation system.
You will be using your phone and you will forget to tell me when to turn.
Dilbert: If I point out your inattentiveness you will snap at me,.
Dilbert: I wil be seething with anger for the entire drive, while wondering if I am already lost and don't know it.
or you could tell me the address now.
The boss: You don't need it. I'll tell you when to turn.
AN HOUR LATER
Dilbert: must... not drive...over...cliff....