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3 Results for Inept
View 1 - 3 results for inept comic strips. Discover the best "Inept" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 27,
1992
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #vice president, #inept, #simple-minded, #comparison, #job
Transcript
Ratbert and Dogbert walk outdoors. Dogbert says, "Ratbert, I'm looking for a Vice President for my ticket." Dogbert continues, "I need somebody who is so inept and simple-minded that I always look good in comparison." Ratbert says, "I don't understand." Dogbert says, "Okay, okay, you've got the job."
Wednesday October 22,
2014
Tags #deception, #investor, #investors, #pick up lines, #start up idea, #funding, #saturday night drinks, #date
Transcript
Alice: An angel investor agreed to meet with me about my start-up idea. Dilbert: You need to be careful because he might be... Alice: We're meeting for drinks at his house on Saturday night. Dilbert: I'm socially inept and even I know that sounds wrong. Alice: He keeps texting to say he can't wait to fund me.