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4 Results for Insecurities
View 1 - 4 results for insecurities comic strips. Discover the best "Insecurities" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday November 19,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #force, #ego, #insecurities
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Dilbert confronts his own ego. Dilbert: You can't leave me now... Dilbert's ego: Nobody tells me what to do! I am pure ego force! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Dilbert: Maybe you'd like to discuss that with my insecurities.
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Tuesday November 20,
1990
Tags #dilbert's ego, #Dogbert, #pound, #pudding, #faint, #fable, #children's, #story, #insecurities
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Dilbert's Ego vs. His Insecurities Dilbert's Ego: C'mon, you coward. You may be big, but I'm going to pound you into pudding!! Dilbert's Insecurities: I'm going to faint. Dogbert: I don't think this will be a children's fable anytime soon.
Tuesday September 19,
1989
Tags #Dilbert, #therapist, #looks, #insecurities
Transcript
Dilbert lies on a couch in a psychiatrist's office. As the therapist takes notes, Dilbert says, ". . . And it seems like I've always been afraid of moths . . ." The psychologist asks, "Could this fear be related to your insecurity about your looks?" Dilbert replies, "I've never been insecure about my looks . . ." Dilbert continues, "Until this moment . . ." The doctor says, "Now we're getting someplace."
Monday March 11,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #shredder, #door, #self deprication, #hatred, #insecurities
Transcript
Carrying a stack of paper, Dilbert approaches a door marked "Shredder." The sound, "Bzzzzzzpp . . ." comes from inside the shredder room. Dilbert exits the shredder room. His hair, tie and shirt have been shredded. Dilbert thinks, "I hate being me."