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5 Results for Interruption
View 1 - 5 results for interruption comic strips. Discover the best "Interruption" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday September 03,
2013
Tags #fear, #surprise, #underwear, #interruption, #sphicter, #scared, #shitless
Transcript
Coworker: Alice, do you have a... Alice: Gaaa!!! My day has been one interruption after another! Coworker: You made my sphincter eat my underpants! Alice: Yeah, I do that now.
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Thursday January 05,
2017
Boss Needs One Minute
Tags #attention, #developer, #distraction, #frustration
Transcript
Boss: Do you have a minute? Dilbert: Yes. But I don't have the fifteen minutes it will take me to get back into the coding "zone" after your interruption. Boss: I only need one minute. Dilbert: What planet are you from?
Sunday November 11,
2018
Tags #boss, #cost, #engineering, #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #ladder, #waste
Transcript
Boss: Do you know where I can find a ladder? Dilbert: I can help you with that, but it will come at a big cost. It took me all morning to finally get "in the zone" to figure out this bug. Your interruption will set me back to square one and cost an entire day of productivity. Meanwhile, the rest of the team can't do their work because they are waiting for me to fix this bug first. So yes, I can help you find a ladder. But it will cost the company about $12,000 in lost productivity. I hope you have a good reason to need a ladder. Boss: I do. Ten minutes earlier. Boss: I wonder what ceiling tiles feel like.
Monday January 14,
2019
Job Is 98 Percent Interruption
Tags #distraction, #engineering, #frustrated, #jobs, #office workers, #listen
Transcript
Alice: My job is 2% work and 98% getting interrupted. I can't focus long enough to finish anything. Dilbert: Are you done? I'm trying to work. Alice: You're a bad listener.
Monday November 18,
2019
Boss Helps
Tags #managers & supervisors, #project, #deadline, #interruption, #business, #new, #task, #priority
Transcript
boss: why isn't your project done yet? dilbert: because every time i walk past your office you give me three new tasks and tell men they are my highest priority. boss: i was hoping you didn't know why. dilbert: hire someone dumber next time.