Dilbert: Don't get too friendly with the new guy. His armpits are 66 inches off the ground.
Asok: He seems nice. I fail to see how the height of his armpits is relevant.
Wally: You'll see.
New Guy: Hey, little buddy. Let me tell you about my weekend.
The Boss says, "I asked my dentist to put vampire tips on my incisors so I'd be more intimidating." The Boss says, "Here comes Alice. Watch me put the fear into her." Alice says, "You need to lose a few pounds to pull of the vampire look. This is more of a walrus vibe."