boss: you haven't completed the mandatory class on blockchain.
dilbert: that's an introductory class. i'm already an experienced blockchain developer.
boss: the class is mandatory. every developer needs to check the box.
dilbert: just check the box for me.
boss: only the instructor can do that. and i don't want to call him because he rambles on and on.
dilbert looking distressed: you want me to take a two-day class so you won't have to make a phone call?
boss: i knew you'd understand.
dilbert: what if taking the class causes me to miss my deadlines?
boss: no problem. i'll just cancel your bonus.