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3 Results for Invoices
View 1 - 3 results for invoices comic strips. Discover the best "Invoices" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday May 01,
2004
Tags #invoices, #unauthorized dedcutions, #standard industry practice, #dance like chickens, #chicken are funny
Transcript
Dogbert: "You can rob your small suppliers by making unauthorized deductions from their invoices." "When they complain, say it's a standard industry practice and threaten to take your business elsewhere." "The make them dance like chickens." The boss: "Ha! Ha! Chickens are funny."
Saturday June 14,
2008
Tags #can't survive, #flyswatter, #late invoices
Transcript
A man says, "My tiny company can't survive if you insist on paying our invoices late." The Boss says, "You should have thought of that before you decided to become a tiny company." The Boss says, "Come here for a second." A man says, "Please... not the flyswatter."
Friday June 13,
2008
Tags #interest free loan, #paperwork, #snortling, #leverage is limited, #no snortling
Transcript
The Boss says, "I've decided that your tiny company will give us an interest-free loan." The Boss says, "There's no paperwork to sign. We'll just pay your invoices late while snortling." The Boss says, "This is the part where you realize your negotiating leverage is limited." A man, "I demand no snortling!"