Dogbert: "You can rob your small suppliers by making unauthorized deductions from their invoices."
"When they complain, say it's a standard industry practice and threaten to take your business elsewhere."
"The make them dance like chickens."
The boss: "Ha! Ha! Chickens are funny."
A man says, "My tiny company can't survive if you insist on paying our invoices late." The Boss says, "You should have thought of that before you decided to become a tiny company." The Boss says, "Come here for a second." A man says, "Please... not the flyswatter."
The Boss says, "I've decided that your tiny company will give us an interest-free loan." The Boss says, "There's no paperwork to sign. We'll just pay your invoices late while snortling." The Boss says, "This is the part where you realize your negotiating leverage is limited." A man, "I demand no snortling!"
