The Boss: This is Jerry the contract employee. I hired him to work on project zebra.
Dilbert: We haven't even defined the project. How did you know what skills we needed?
The Boss: Why are you so threatened by jerry?
Jerry: He's not very agile.
Jerry: Omg! You are soooo wrong! I literally cannot believe you are this gullible. Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! I can't wait to tweet about your stupidity. Your dumbness will live forever on the internet!
Dilbert: You probably haven't seen the new data that proves I'm right. Will you apologize like a decent human being or will you move the goalposts claim victory. And trash my name like a demented weasel?
Jerry: Can you tell me more about the weasel option?
Dilbert says, "Our pointy-haired boss is stuck in our building's ductwork and presumed dead." Dilbert says, "We can alert the proper authorities, or we can design a totally cool device to increase the duct pressure and propel his carcass into the stratosphere." Alice says, "You had me at 'carcass.'"