Wally says to Dilbert, "I've decided to add chronic lateness to my repertoire." Wally continues, "I'll start with the classic excuses: car problems, traffic, and misplaced items. Then I'll branch out." Dilbert says, "You're the mayor of Loserville." Wally replies, "Don't jinx it."
"This is the Dogbert research company. Have you ever been killed by a poorly designed product?"
"My tainted research shows that your products haven't killed anyone."
"For an extra $50,000, I can call a second person."
"I don't want to jinx it."