Wally says to Dilbert, "I've decided to add chronic lateness to my repertoire." Wally continues, "I'll start with the classic excuses: car problems, traffic, and misplaced items. Then I'll branch out." Dilbert says, "You're the mayor of Loserville." Wally replies, "Don't jinx it."
"This is the Dogbert research company. Have you ever been killed by a poorly designed product?"
"My tainted research shows that your products haven't killed anyone."
"For an extra $50,000, I can call a second person."
"I don't want to jinx it."
CEO: The coronavirus is a hoax. It is no more dangerous than a common cold.
Dilbert: It's almost as if you are inviting the universe to smite you.
CEO: Don't jinx me!
Dilbert: It's far too late.
dilbert in control room with others: we've triple-checked all systems, and we are ready to launch the satellite. nothing can go wrong. initiating launch.
boss: nothing can go wrong? what if an alien spaceship appears over the launch site?
dilbert: gaaa!!! don't jinx us.
boss: that's not how reality works. i can't make things happen just by suggesting them.
dilbert: you're wrong! that is exactly how reality works!
wa;;y: something just appeared on radar directly above the rockets trajectory.
boss: maybe it's a bird.
wally: it's the size of belgium.
