Man: Hey, aren't you one of those chihuahua dogs?
Ratbert: The disguise is working.
Man: Unless... Maybe you're just a rat in a turtleneck sweater, pretending to be a chihuahua.
Ratbert: Think fast.
Man: I don't have the attention span to think about it.
Ratbert: What did he mean by, "just a rat"?
Recruiting on Campus A jock reaches out to shake Dilbert hand. Dilbert says, "Nice to meet you..." The jock crushes Dilbert hand. Dilbert screams. The jock gives Dilbert a wedgie and says, "I have to be honest; your company isn't my fist choice."