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View 1 - 5 results for josh shipley comic strips. Discover the best "Josh Shipley" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday March 15,
2016
Dogbert The Negotiating Expert
Tags #money, #negotiate, #negotiations, #racket, #guest artist, #josh shipley
Transcript
Boss: I hired an expert on negotiating to teach us a few things. He only costs a million dollars, and for that we get five minutes of his time. Let's get started. Dogbert: We're out of time, unless you want to renegotiate.
Wednesday March 16,
2016
Dogbert's Negotiating Class
Tags #book, #deal, #negotiating, #negotiation, #self help, #guest artist, #josh shipley
Transcript
Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's one-week training class for negotiators. I believe in leading by example, so this entire course will involve me trying to persuade you to buy my book. If everyone in the class buys my book, you can all have the rest of the week off. Voice: Done.
Thursday March 17,
2016
Dogbert's Class Learns Nothing
Tags #distraction, #strategy, #guest artist, #josh shipley
Transcript
Boss: The employees who took your class on negotiating are complaining that they learned nothing. Dogbert: I heart those same employees scheming to vandalize your network. Boss: Now that's all I can think about! How did you do that? Dogbert: Gotta go.
Friday March 18,
2016
Dogbert Talks Past The Sale
Tags #manipulation, #negotiating, #negotiation, #psychology, #guest artist, #josh shipley
Transcript
Dogbert: Do you want to prepare and serve my favorite food to me now or in one minute? Dilbert: Why do you always that manipulative trick of making me think past the sale? Dogbert: Because it works? Dilbert: One minute! Not a second sooner!
Saturday March 19,
2016
Boss Is Victim Of Identity Thief
Tags #identity theft, #impostor, #insult, #investment, #money, #stealing, #guest artist, #josh shipley
Transcript
Boss: An identity thief stole my identity and opened a brokerage account. Dilbert: How did they know he was an impostor? Did he make a smart investment? Boss: That isn't funny. Wally: Did the impostor have a sense of humor?