Tina: I asked Wally to stop eating noisy snacks in his cubicle but he refuses.
Catbert: "That's because he likes salt more than he likes you. We all feel the same way."
CAtbert: "You're somewhere between oatmeal and kelp."
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table listening to a tape player. Dilbert says, "I do NOT snore, and I do NOT believe you made this recording of me last night." Animal-like sounds come from the tape player. Dilbert looks at a cassette box and says, "In fact, this tape box says 'National Geographic's Songs of the Whale.'" Dogbert says, "So, you admit that even National Geographic can't tell the difference between your snoring and a twenty-ton kelp-scarfing mammal."