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"Dogbert's Body Language Update"
"Are you hampered by the limits of conventional body language?"
"I can help."
- How can you politely tell somebody he's babbling?
"Babble, Babble."
- Remove the offender's watch while he babbles.-
"Babble."
- Smash the watch with your daily planner. -
"Babble."
"Whack!"
- This won't stop the babble, but it will feel real good for a minute.-
"Babble."
"Mmm."
- Use this position to signal your surrender to the babble.-
"Babble."
-Next week - the self-Heimlich manuever and the Kervorkian dodge.-
"Babble."
