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5 Results for Kitty Litter
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Thursday November 01,
2001
Tags #evil director, #kitty litter, #resumes, #shredder
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Headline: Catbert: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert says to Asok, "We're almost out of kitty litter." Catbert continues, "Gather all the resumes we got this week and run them through the shredder." Asok asks, "Shouldn't we be matching these with our openings?" Catbert responds, "That's what we're doing."
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Wednesday September 30,
2009
Tags #vacation, #pretending, #economy, #recession, #cat, #kitty litter, #confused, #animals
Transcript
Vacationing in a bad economy Alice says, "I can't afford a big vacation this year." Alice says, "So I bought some kitty litter and a 100-watt bulb. It's exactly like being at the beach." Catbert thinks, "This could turn ugly."
Tuesday October 12,
2004
Tags #evil director, #human resources, #good news employee, #trunover, #scented kitty litter, #downhill, #quality, #business
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Catbert: Evil director of human resources
Saturday January 25,
1992
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #kitty kelly, #biography, #watch, #love, #Women, #relationships
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Dilbert's clothes are disheveled and he has lipstick marks all over his head. Dogbert asks, "What happened to you?" Dilbert replies, "Kitty Kelly was here to write your biography. She was all over me. I think she took my watch." Dogbert says, "I never trust anybody named 'Kitty.'" Dilbert says as he walks away, "I think I love her."
Friday January 24,
1992
Tags #Dogbert, #guilty, #stealing, #millions, #insider, #trading, #scheme, #judge, #punishment
Transcript
Dogbert stands in front of a judge's bench in a courtroom. The judge says, "I find you guilty of stealing millions in an insider trading scheme." The judge says, "Let's see . . . According to my sliding scale of justice, the punishment at your income is . . . Hmm . . ." Back at home, Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I'm sentenced to be the subject of a Kitty Kelly biography."