Dogbert: I've decided to spend more time criticizing things I don't understand.
I say we should flat-tax the kyoto treaty all the way back to the security council,
Dilbert: wouldn't that be unfair to stem cells?
Dogbert stands in front of the judge's bench and says, "I call my garbage man to the stand, because he knows everything." The garbage man sits in the witness stand and says, "According to the Iowa Corn Treaty of 1837, it is LEGAL to kill a man with an ear of corn under two conditions . . ." The garbage man continues, "One: if the victim is a witch or two: if he owns a poodle." Dogbert says, "For my next witness, I call 'Fifi.'"