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7 Results for Lemon Wedges
View 1 - 7 results for lemon wedges comic strips. Discover the best "Lemon Wedges" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday June 10,
2003
Tags wants a husbnd, cooks and cleans, raises kids, pursue career, total turn on, lemon wedges
Transcript
Alice says to Carol, "I want a husband who cooks and cleans and raises the kids while I pursue my career." Alice continues, "To me, that sort of man would be a total turn-on." A man wearing an apron approaches Alice and says, "Yoo-Hoo! Who likes lemon wedges?" A heart floats above Alice's head.
Monday September 17,
1990
Tags Dilbert, world, pinecone, fresh, lemon, scent, planet, Dogbert, warm, lightning
Transcript
The caption says, "For years Mother Nature had been dropping hints about the ozone problem." The earth and the moon are shown from a distance. Dilbert sprays an aerosol can of air freshener and says, "Aaah . . . Pinecone fresh lemon scent." A flash of lightning enters through the ceiling and shocks Dilbert. The caption says, "The direct approach would work no better." Dilbert's clothes are burned and clouds of smoke rise from his body. Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Is it unseasonably warm today?"
Monday January 18,
1993
Tags Dilbert, home, friend, tea, lemon, waffles, Dogbert, lousy
Transcript
Dilbert, who is wearing a bathrobe, says to Dogbert, "I'm feeling ill. I think I'll stay home today." Dogbert replies, "Great . . . Now you'll try to make me feel sorry for you so I'll wait on you all day. Well, that's a lousy thing to do to a friend." Dilbert says, "Gee, I'm sorry. Can I get you anything while I'm up?" Dogbert replies, "Tea with lemon. And some waffles."
Saturday December 24,
1994
Tags strange smell, aroma technology, scent of lemon, employees more alert, lemon
Transcript
Dilbert stands in front of the Boss's desk and says, "There's a strange smell in the cubes." The Boss responds, "We're using aroma technology!" The Boss explains, "For example, research shows that the scent of lemon makes employees more alert." Dilbert sniffs the air and says, "That's not lemon." The Boss says, "My job's easier when you guys aren't too alert."
Friday December 09,
2005
Tags sourpuss, lemins, choke and die, lemon eater
Transcript
Sourpuss "When life gives you lemons..." "Choke on 'em and die." "You stupid lemon eater."
Monday April 05,
2010
Tags proofread, technical document, acronyms, change, lemon flutes, hard flea, nonsense
Transcript
Tina says, "I proofread your technical document despite not understanding a word of it." Tina says, "I couldn't tell the acronyms from the typos, so I changed them all to whatever felt right." The Boss says, "You say we should migrate our lemon flutes to a hard flea?" Dilbert says, "Not all at once."
Sunday June 06,
2010
Tags collect money, ted, birthday, insult, pinch face, lemon, ferret, disgusting, racist jokes, embezzle, date, awkward, dollar
Transcript
Tina says, "I'm collecting money for Ted's birthday." Alice says, "Pass. I can't stand that idiot." Alice says, "His face looks like a ferret eating a lemon." Alice says, "He makes my skin crawl." Alice says, "He tells racist jokes, and I think he's embezzling." Tina says, "I've been dating him for a month." Alice says, "I'd be lying if I said that wasn't worth a dollar."