The Boss: "The vendor is sending their best negotiator."
"You must use all of your engineering training to resist her tricks and look only at the facts."
woman: "And if you agree to infinite liability, you get a .00001% chance of dating me. Plus a minute to play with an unidentified gizmo."
Dilbert: why can't I find a girlfriend?
DOgbert: you have two problems: your looks and your personality.
Dilbert: Hmm,two itsn't bad.
I can fix my looks by getting and extreme makeover.
Dogbert: you'll still need to improve M.T.T.S.F.
Dogbert: mean time to story failure: Its a measure of ho long you can be fascinating to a new person.
Dogbert: Ive been counting and you only ave nine good stories after you use them up youre a social liability.
Dilbert: I saw a horse kick a woodchuck over a fence.
Dogbert: still only nine.
Tina: Alice, can you review the product warning I wrote? Alice: "Don't start a fight with a rabid raccoon while using this product." You have nineteen pages of rabies warnings. Tina: I was surprised at how many animals there are.