At the petimony trial, Dilbert says, "Your honor, I request that Dogbert's suit against me be dropped . . ." Dilbert continues, ". . . On the grounds that there's no habeas corpus, no lo contendre, and no e pluribus unum." Dilbert looks up at the bench and thinks, "With luck, he doesn't know Latin either." The judge says, "Bailiff, club this man."
The real estate agent
if you don't buy the house I showed you someone else will.
and every time it appreciates another million dollars you will cry out, "why was I so stupid?! why?! Why?!"
And I'll be all, "Loser! LO-O-O - sir!"
are you really not allowed to show me more than one house?