The Boss says to his staff, "Ratbert is our new company concierge." Ratbert says, "I will perform any errand, no matter how personal or degrading it is." One employee says to Ratbert, "I need a loofah." Ratbert replies, "Lather me up!"
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources
Alice: Im working 80 hours a week. I barely have time to bathe.
Catbert: try using your tongue during meetings, Its like a bath and a loofah all in one.
Alice: Or I could do less work.
Catbert: Thats crazy talk.
Catbert says, "I'm getting a lot of complaints about you eating your lunch in the clean room." Catbert says, "And people don't like it when you use a loofah in there." The Boss says, "That's my french bread. And I can't help it if my back itches."
Ratbert: What kind of party are we having for New Year's Eve?
Dilbert: "Why would I celebrate an arbitrary calendar event?"
Ratbert: "Suddenly I don't feel so bad about using your hairbrush as a loofah."
