Dilbert reads a travel magazine and says to Dogbert, "This year we should vacation where the leaves turn orange and fall off." Dogbert asks, "Los Angeles in the summer?" Dilbert replies, "No . . . Someplace where they don't scream before they die." Dogbert says, "You can't hear them over the traffic."
Th eBoss: "Asok, I'm flying to Los Angeles for a meeting and I want you to join me."
Asok: "Gasp" "I am honored. This feels like an important milestone in my burgeoning career!"
Flight attendant: "We'll begin by pre-boarding anyone who..."
The boss: "Coming through!"