Boss: I want you to use "black hat" methods to raise our website's ranking on search engines. Dilbert: What do you like best about that idea - the fact that it's unethical or the near certainty of getting caught? Boss: That's sort of a loserish thing to say. Dilbert: Talking doesn't work for people like me.
Dogbert, career counselor
Dogbert: "Do something you love."
Ted: "I love not working."
Dogbert: "Do you have any loves that are any less loserish?"
Ted: "I love to watch bowling!"
Tina: What did you do for New Year's Day?
Dilbert: I forgot it was a holiday and came to work for ten hours." Tina: That's sort of loserish.
Dilbert: Thanks for labeling it.
