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4 Results for Macaroni
View 1 - 4 results for macaroni comic strips. Discover the best "Macaroni" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday July 24,
1990
Tags #lab rat, #macaroni, #cheese, #good, #host, #sinister, #paranoia
Transcript
A lab rat says to a scientist, "Doc, we have to talk." The rat continues, "Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese . . . At first I thought you were just being a good host." The rat continues, "But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister." The professor writes in his notebook, "Macaroni and cheese causes paranoia."
Wednesday July 25,
1990
Tags #lab rat, #macaroni, #cheese, #through, #wall, #doctor, #die, #over the wall
Transcript
A lab rat thinks, "I hate my life." The rat thinks, "If I eat one more ton of macaroni and cheese I think I'll die . . . Of course, that may be the point." The rat thinks, "Tonight I'm going 'over the wall.' Wait . . . I'm a rat . . . I'll go THROUGH the wall."
Thursday January 17,
2013
Tags #business shake, #etiquette & ethics, #handshake, #macaroni and cheese, #moist and squishy
Transcript
Coworker: Hi, I'm Allen, from Sales. Dilbert: Dilbert. Your handshake feels like a wet sock full of macaroni and cheese. It makes me wish we never met. Coworker: Please let go of my hand. Dilbert: It's moist and squishy.
Thursday July 26,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #lab rat, #noise, #escaped, #laboratory, #mac and cheese
Transcript
Dilbert: What's that noise? Dogbert: It sounds like a rat, escaped from a nearby laboratory, chewing a hole through our front door to avoid sure death from a hideous macaroni-and-cheese-experiement. Dilbert: That's amazing. Dogbert: These babies aren't just for good looks, you know.