Carol: Hold on, I have to text my boss while he's driving. I'll say it's a crisis so he has to text back. Dilbert: Is it legal to kill him that way? Carol: Yes, I checked with a lawyer first.
alice: i forwarded your email to ted.
Dilbert shaken: WHAT!!! i said bad things about ted! that was a private email to you!
alice: he needed to know.
dilbert yelling: he did not need to know!
co-worker: i don't like what you wrote about my project, so i took one of your quotes out of context, to make you look dumb, and sent it to your boss.
dilbert: that won't work, because once i explain the proper context, he will see there is nothing to it.
later that day.
dilbert: ...so, as you can see, that quote was out of context.
boss yelling: liar!!!
