Marketing Wasn't Cooperating Comic Strips

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

352 Results for Marketing Wasn't Cooperating

View 1 - 10 results for marketing wasn't cooperating comic strips. Discover the best "Marketing Wasn't Cooperating" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags marketing wasn't cooperating, come running, probelms, hyprocrsy, set up

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: You said to tell you if marketing wasn't cooperating. The Boss: You can't come running to me with every little problem. Go fix it. Dilbert: Then why did you tell me to tell you?! The boss: It's just something I say.

View more books now

Marketing Is Only Legal Because It Doesn't Work

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Marketing Is Only Legal Because It Doesn't Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags etiquette & ethics, marketing, robot, robotics, slave, technology, emotionally manipulate, marketing leagl, enslave humans, business

View Transcript

Transcript

Coworker: Sales are up 900% since we programmed our robots to emotionally manipulate their owners into buying upgrades. Dilbert: Um, you do know marketing is only legal because it doesn't work most of the time, right? Coworker; Nope. I do not know that. Shiny! Dilbert: We invented a technology to enslave homo sapiens?

Fix It With Marketing

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Fix It With Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags marketing, lying, ethics, advertising, deception, business

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Our product has fewer features and a higher price compared to our competitors. Boss: We'll fix that with a little thing I call "marketing." Dilbert: Lying is unethical. Boss: That's why we only mislead.

Marketing Lies

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Marketing Lies - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, boss, headphones, competition, meeting, marketing, lies

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Our new headphones product is better than the competition in every way. Boss: Excellent. I'll get marketing involved to tell a bunch of lies about all of that. Dilbert: Why would they need to lie? Boss: They're kind of set in their ways.

Sean From Extreme Marketing

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Sean From Extreme Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags extreme, marketing, sean, brainwashing, technology, unapprove, first

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: This is Sean from the extreme marketing department. He's here to tell us about our new brainwashing technology. Dilbert: I don't approve of brainwashing. Sean: That's why I'm going to do you first.

Evil Marketing

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Evil Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, business ethics, chimps, evil, marketing, office, product

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert, the boss and dogbert at conference room table. the boss: our competition released a product that makes our product look like it was designed by chimps. the boss: that's why i hired the world's most evil marketing expert to help us close the perception gap. the boss: should we focus on our value proposition? dogbert: if that means accusing them of crimes they didn't commit, then yes.

First Time Doing Marketing

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
First Time Doing Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, business ethics, criminals, marketing, office

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert, dogbert and the boss at conference room table. dogbert: your competition has a superior product, but you can compensate by branding them as evil. dilbert: we can say they charge too much. dogbert: or...we can say their leather cases are made from the skin of executed criminals. dilbert: but that would not be true. dogbert: first time doing marketing?

Just Like Marketing

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Just Like Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, marketing, project, managers, stupidity, transfer, extinguished, divinity

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: how's your project going? dilbert: it was doing fine until a thick wave of stupidity swept over it and extinguished my spark of divinity. i don't know what will become of me. boss: i'll transfer you to marketing. they're all like that.

Marketing Complains

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Marketing Complains - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, marketing, complain, moronic, fired

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: marketing is complaining that you're not using their ideas. dilbert: that's because all of their ideas are moronic. boss: i told them i fired you. don't leave your cubicle or use any digital devices until this blows over.

Genius Marketing

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Genius Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, sarcasm, products, sales, team, shoddy, incompetent, marketing, genius, correct, blush

View Transcript

Transcript

dogbert: your products are shoddy, and your sales teams are incompetent. but there is a theoretical amount of marketing genius that can fix all of that. boss: are you that genius? dogbert: please. you're making me blush.