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carol: it must be difficult to be single in the age of covid-19.
dilbert: it's not too bad, actually. i'm in contract negotiations with a semi-attractive women i met online. with any luck, i will be enjoying a double-masked goodnight kiss by late next month. that assumes our lawyers don't make too many changes to the contract.
carol: did you just say she is only semi-attractive?
dilbert: i'm judging from the parts i can see. i don't know what's under the mask and shower cap she wears all day.
carol: you must like her eyes.
dilbert: i like the one i can see. the other one has a patch.
