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22 Results for Mentoring
View 1 - 10 results for mentoring comic strips. Discover the best "Mentoring" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 13,
2012
Tags #work ethic, #strengths and weakness, #sharpen skills, #actual work, #mentoring
Transcript
Wally: I don't know if I should focus on my strengths or strengthen my weaknesses. Or should I have a bias for action and not waste time sharpening any of my skills? Boss: Which path gets you to do actual work? Wally: I sense a coldness to your mentoring.
Saturday May 18,
2013
Tags #annoyance, #coaching, #hand off colon, #managers & supervisors, #mentoring, #micromanging, #obliviousness, #puppet, #business
Transcript
Dilbert: Please stop micromanaging me. Boss: What? I thought I was coaching and mentoring. Do you want some coaching and mentoring? Carol: I'm not a puppet. Keep your hand out of my colon.
Friday March 13,
2015
Wally Is Ceo's Pet
Tags #bad influence, #mentoring, #mentor, #protege, #laziness, #work ethic, #changes
Transcript
Alice: How's it feel to be the CEO's pet employee? Wally: We call it mentoring. Alice: Has it changed you? Wally: No, but he seems more useless lately. Alice: I guess there's no backflow preventer on mentoring.
Saturday March 14,
2015
Wally Is Not Hungry To Succeed
Tags #mentor, #mentoring, #protege, #wages, #executives, #ceos, #compensation, #work ethic, #success, #money
Transcript
CEO: I've been mentoring you for a week. Do you feel different? Wally: Yes. Spending time with you makes me feel underpaid. CEO: And that makes you hungry to succeed? Wally: I don't even see how those things are connected.
Monday March 16,
2015
Ceo Mentors Wally To No Avail
Tags #Promotion, #saving face, #executives, #bad advice, #bad ideas, #mentor, #mentoring
Transcript
CEO: I've been mentoring Wally for over a week and he's still useless. But we need to promote him to Vice President so it looks as if my mentoring works. Catbert: That might be a bad idea in the long run. CEO: What is this "long run" people keep harping about?
Tuesday March 17,
2015
Have To Promote Wally
Tags #bad decision, #mentor, #mentoring, #promotions, #protege, #promote, #vice presdient, #good news
Transcript
Catbert: I have to promote you to vice president because our CEO has been mentoring you. Otherwise, it would seem as if he is either bad at mentoring or bad at picking people to mentor. Alice: Now what? Wally: Would you like to hear some good news that won't make you happy?
Tuesday November 30,
1993
Tags #the boss, #Dilbert, #mentoring, #matt, #co worker
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, "Matt is fresh out of engineering school. You'll be his mentor." The Boss continues, "Whatever you do, don't crush his spirit before Wednesday." Dilbert asks, "Why put it off so long?" The Boss replies, "Because I bet ten bucks we could string him along until Thursday."
Wednesday December 01,
1993
Tags #Dilbert, #mentoring, #matt, #business meeting, #assignments, #work
Transcript
Dilbert, Matt and Wally sit at a conference table. Dilbert tells Matt, "This is called a 'meeting.'" Dilbert explains, "The objective is twofold: talk as much as possible and leave with no new assignments." Dilbert and Matt leave the meeting. Matt carries a stack of folders. Dilbert pats him on the back and says, "That's okay . . . I thought your talking went very well."
Thursday December 02,
1993
Tags #matt, #Dilbert, #computer, #mentoring, #productivity, #training
Transcript
Dilbert says to Matt, "This is your computer." Dilbert moves the mouse and says, "When you hear footsteps it's a good idea to move this thing around and click it." Dilbert says as he walks away, "This concludes your technical training. If you have further questions just remember you're inconveniencing me."
Thursday February 28,
2002
Tags #non monetary rewards, #program, #self mentoring, #talk to yourself
Transcript
The Boss approaches Asok and says, "Asok, I'm putting you on our special self- monitoring program." The Boss continues, "If you have any questions whatsoever, feel free to talk to yourself." As he walks away, The Boss thinks, "I'm the master of non-monetary rewards."