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7 Results for Mentors
View 1 - 7 results for mentors comic strips. Discover the best "Mentors" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday March 11,
2015
How To Make Money While Adding No Value
Tags #ceos, #mentor, #mentors, #mentoring, #protege, #success, #merit, #qualification, #luck money, #wages, #earning, #earn, #money, #salary
Transcript
CEO Mentors Wally. CEO: How would you like me to mentor you, underling? Wally: Can you teach me how to make $25 million per year while adding no value to the company? CEO: I don't know how to teach you that. Wally: Was it all luck or did you have to kill people?
Wednesday May 29,
2013
Tags #managers & supervisors, #mentors, #drive steak through heart, #business
Transcript
Boss: Asok, thanks to my mentoring, someday you will be just like me. Asok: Gaaa!!! Someone please drive a stake through my heart! Hurry! Boss: Apparently I don't know what mentoring is.
Tuesday March 10,
2015
Ceo Agrees To Mentor Wally
Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #mentor, #mentors, #mentoring, #protege, #power
Transcript
Wally: Will you be my mentor? CEO: Yes I will! You are wise to ask because it shows you have the drive to succeed. Wally: Exactly! Boss: Give me one good reason I shouldn't fire you. Wally: My mentor is your boss.
Thursday March 12,
2015
Learning To Avoid Responsibility
Tags #mentoring, #mentor, #mentors, #protege, #criticism, #responsibility, #Advice
Transcript
CEO: No matter how much I mentor you, you still act the same. Wally: That's because you're a terrible mentor. You owe me an apology for wasting my time. CEO: I don't think the problem is on my end. Wally: Are you teaching me how to avoid taking responsibility?
Monday March 16,
2015
Ceo Mentors Wally To No Avail
Tags #Promotion, #saving face, #executives, #bad advice, #bad ideas, #mentor, #mentoring
Transcript
CEO: I've been mentoring Wally for over a week and he's still useless. But we need to promote him to Vice President so it looks as if my mentoring works. Catbert: That might be a bad idea in the long run. CEO: What is this "long run" people keep harping about?
Thursday March 08,
2018
Alice Mentors The New Guy
Monday August 27,
2018
Wally Mentors To Death
Tags #asok, #Wally, #successful, #definition, #minimum, #alive, #employed, #comas, #ruling
Transcript
Asok: Have you ever mentored anyone who went on to be successful? Wally: Depends on your definition of success. Asok: Well, at minimum, they'd need to be alive and gainfully employed. Wally: What's your ruling on comas?