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6 Results for Metaphors
View 1 - 6 results for metaphors comic strips. Discover the best "Metaphors" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday January 02,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #book, #moby dick, #metaphors, #imagery, #whale, #smell, #armchair
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table. Dilbert asks, "Well? What do you think of my book so far?" Dogbert looks at the manuscript and says, "It reminds me of 'Moby Dick.'" Dilbert asks, "Because of my creative metaphors and strong imagery?" Dogbert responds, "No, it just seems to me that a big whale wouldn't smell too good, either."
Wednesday October 02,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #destiny, #conquer, #elbonia, #using, #hover-saucer, #invention, #intoxicated, #metaphors, #influence, #shouldn't
Transcript
Dogbert stands in front of a flying saucer and thinks, "It is my destiny to conquer Elbonia using Dilbert's hover-saucer invention." Dogbert climbs into the saucer thinking, "I feel intoxicated with power and blinded by my own ambition." Dogbert sits in the driver's seat thinking, "Maybe I shouldn't drive while under the influence of metaphors."
Monday January 15,
1996
Tags #entire pc industry, #graphic metaphors, #microsoft logo, #pronounce differently, #dogbert 2000
Transcript
Dilbert stands on a book on a chair and works at a computer. He tells Dilbert, "I call my new operating system the 'Dogbert 2000.'" Dogbert continues, "Soon I will dominate the entire PC industry! Heh-heh . . ." Dilbert looks at the monitor and says, "It looks like 'Windows 95.'" Dogbert replies, "I use some of the same graphic metaphors, but I pronounce them differently." Dilbert asks, "How do you pronounce the 'Microsoft' logo?"
Thursday April 13,
2006
Tags #contract emplyee, #dangling carrot, #regular emplyee, #understand metaphors
Transcript
I'll bring you on as a contract employee. "Then I'll keep you motivated by dangling the carrot of becoming a regular employee." "Your first mistake was assuming that he understands metaphors."
Friday September 01,
2006
Tuesday October 07,
2014
Tags #anecdotal evidence, #curiosity, #metaphors, #sayings, #nimble intellect, #compelling, #curiosity killed cat
Transcript
Dilbert: They say curiosity is a sign of a nimble intellect. Boss: Curiosity killed the cat. Dilbert: That evidence was anecdotal, but I still found it compelling.