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3 Results for Metaphysics
View 1 - 3 results for metaphysics comic strips. Discover the best "Metaphysics" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday June 23,
2009
Tags #talking, #meeting, #ridiculous, #idea, #metaphysics, #pointing, #firing, #business
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We're paying too much taxes. Bring me a physicist and a tax attorney." Dogbert says, "I want to incorporate in another dimension. Make it happen." Man says, "Somewhere in the multiverse it's already done." Dogbert says, "I like you. The lawyer guy is fired."
Tuesday October 27,
2015
People Get Dumber When Sitting Down
Tags #intelligence, #dumb, #belief, #furniture, #new age, #science, #metaphysics
Transcript
Dilbert: Is it my imagination or do people get dumber when they sit down for a meeting? Or would you say you are equally dumb no matter what you are doing? Boss: Well, I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure feng shui is part of the answer.
Monday April 11,
2016
The Science Of Astrology
Tags #Astrology, #metaphysics, #science, #planning, #sign, #zodiac, #pseudoscience
Transcript
Carol: I'll need to know your astrological sign before I put you on his schedule. In the old days, I just gave people the first available slot. It was chaos. Dilbert: So now you use the science of astrology? Carol: It's better than science. It's an art.