Carol enters the Boss' office. He is holding up the phone and asks, "Carol, why do you keep putting sales people through to me?" Carol replies, "I'm taking bribes to supplement my income. It's a natural extension of empowerment." The Boss shakes angrily, and Carol says, "I sense some micromanagement brewing."
"My life is a rolling disaster."
"I'm a magnet for all problems legal, financial, medical and romantic."
"Uh-oh... I sense another disaster brewing."
wally: "Shes cute. I think I'll stalk her every day."
That new employee is getting special treatment just because she's hot. It's unfair. "She's hot? Where is her cubicle? Maybe I should bring her some coffee." "Do you mind brewing an extra pot? I don't know how big her mug is."