The Boss: "Dilbert, I'm sending you to 'diversity sensitivity' training."
"Alice doesn't have to go because chicks are born already knowing this stuff. It's as natural as shopping and crying."
Dilbert: "Can I get a 'Midol' for either one of you?"
"Whump whump whump"
Dilbert, Wally, and The Boss sitting at table. While holding a document, The Boss says, "No one in my division is using the company drug treatment program. This is very embarassing." The Boss continues, "My boss will think I'm not managing the drug problem. Don't ANY of you have a drug problem?" Alice, sitting next to Dilbert and Wally, struggles to open a pill container. She exclaims in a frustrated manner, "#!*% Childproof 'Midol' container!!"