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5 Results for Millennial
View 1 - 5 results for millennial comic strips. Discover the best "Millennial" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday January 16,
2019
Hiring A Millennial
Tags #employees, #office workers, #sarcasm, #smartphone, #generation, #millennial
Transcript
Boss: I hired a millennial who was raised by smartphones. He won't make eye contact, and we don't expect him to ever mate. Dilbert: Can he speak? Boss: Yes, but only with sarcasm.
Tuesday December 04,
2012
Tags #managers & supervisors, #millennial employee, #bureacracy, #poor communication, #task force, #regular updates, #business
Transcript
Boss: Our millennial employees keep quitting because of our bureaucracy and poor communication. CEO: Form three task forces to look into it. But don't tell any of the task forces that there are two others doing the same thing. Boss: Should I give you regular updates? CEO: Nah.
Friday February 23,
2018
Listening To A Millenial
Tags #millennial, #malaise, #melancholy
Transcript
Dilbert: I didn't accomplish anything this week because I made the mistake of talking to a millennial. It sucked the ambition out of me. Now I'm nothing but an empty husk of pain and pointlessness. Boss: Walk it off. Dilbert: I need a job that pays me for listening to my favorite music.
Saturday February 24,
2018
Millenial Fever
Tags #millennial, #positive reinforcement, #praise, #meaning, #purpose
Transcript
Dilbert: I got millennial fever from talking to a millennial. Now I see my job as a meaningless series of empty tasks. Catbert: What do you expect me to do about that? Dilbert: I was hoping for some praise.
Thursday January 17,
2019
Sarcasm Empty Vessel
Tags #jokes, #office workers, #sarcasm, #millennial, #smartphone
Transcript
Man: Wow, that's a great idea. Let's just do that! LOL! Dilbert: I've noticed that you are nothing but an empty vessel for transporting sarcasm. Man: Oooh! I'm such an empty vessel! LOL! Dilbert: I don't know what to do with all of this.