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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #weasel, #mink, #boss, #Dilbert

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The Boss: I hired a weasel to help us write our business case. whisper whisper The Boss: Did I say weasel? I meant mink.

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Tags #interns, #imprtant, #mink coat, #good eatin, #analogy police

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The Boss puts his arm on Asok's shoulder and says, "Asok, at this company, we think our interns are as important at minks to a mink coat." Asok says, "Um... minks to not enjoy any of the benefits of a mink coat." The Boss says, "And they're good eatin', too!" Asok says, "I must report you to the analogy police."

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Asok goes to the Analogy Police. A sign on the door reads, "Open." Phil, ruler of Heck, sits behind a desk. Asok says, "My boss said I was as important as a mink is to a mink coat." Phil says, "That sounds fine to me." Asok says, "But the Mink dies." Phil says, "I guess you won't be leaving a full fifteen precent tip."